Go Kids: Alissa 2013 :)

RATED FUNNY; THE FARTING MACHINE

omg so u all know my mom had neck surgery so today we went to physical therapy for her and when we were almost done there was this guy and we were in a place where there are these curtains that close and there was opening and so he needed to go the bathroom and while he was waiting he farted ( yuck ) and then a few minutes later ( he was still waiting ) he tripped and fell and hit is head against this wall ( he was VERY old ) and the lady that was helping my mom went and helped him. Then he finally got in the bathroom and he keptFARTING VERY LOUD omg and there was this one fart that was SO loud omg it PRACTICALLY shook the place! Oh gosh i'll NEVER forget that. BTW when he was going in he pulled down his pants BEFORE the door shut so my mom saw his you-know-what.

SCHOOL

Hey everyone,
I know your probably like "Where has Alissa gone?!" Well now I'll give you the lowdown.
This year I have been very busy with school. Homework takes a longer amount of time and needs a lot more effort. So times have been fun with projects and homework. But I think I fit in well. I have started to learn new but harder things. I haven't forgotten anyone here. Now that I am getting used to all of this, things are changing and I won't be able to write as much anymore :( But don't worry- I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET ON AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!
Love, Alissa

6 DAY SLEEPOVER!!!

Hey everyone! Its Alissa. And today i need to say something VERY cool! Me and carla are having a 6 day sleepover~!!~! cool right? Ha ha so her mom works so she is staying with us! tomorrow she has an Opera so i am going. On saturday my mom and i are gonna set up my waterside for use and then she comes on sunday night! AMAZING!! Your probably thinking why isn't she coming on Friday because i will see her? Well her parents don't want her to so ya! well this is going to be super fun so i hope you enjoyed this blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love,

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